A friend forwarded these to me...too good not to share.
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER:We will heel youWe will save your soleWe will even dye for you.A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:“Blind man driving.”Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels.”On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday's Meals on WheelsAt an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what you're looking for,You've come to the right place.”On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed.”On another Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout.”On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts.”In a Non-smoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire andwill take appropriate action.”On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push.”At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”At the Electric Company:"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”In a Restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”In the front yard of a Funeral Home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”At a Propane Filling Station:"Thank Heaven for little grills.”In a Chicago Radiator Shop:"Best place in town to take a leak.”And the best one for last…;Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”--