Saturday, 9 September 2017

Saturday's Snort

Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.

Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.


  1. Replies
    1. As Mom would say when I came up with something stupid, "Your lights are flickering dear."

    2. Hahahahah! Thanks for the laughs! We need them!

  2. It reminds me of an email I received. I was told that I had been charged with dangerous driving (the day before on the other side of Oz) and that the fine was $200. As I deleted the email I thought to myself that if I had been caught dangerous driving (a criminal offence) I would count myself lucky to get off so lightly.

  3. Funny, but true. My son has a cracked tail light, cost $125 for a new cover, $2 for red tape.

  4. See, when I try and be Mr. Funny Guy with a police officer, I always end up getting a ticket.

    Which is still a lot better than what would probably happen if I were 16 and non-white and tried to be funny with a cop, of course.

  5. Hi human, Delores,

    My oh my, that was a FINE joke!

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny πŸΆπŸ˜ƒ


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