Baseball. On a one to ten scale for boredom it ranks right up there around a 20.
Can you imagine?
I have discovered to my amazement and horror that I know more about baseball than I ever wanted to know.
I don't watch the game you see. I may be in the room while it's on TV (just keeping the hubs company you know) but I am reading or knitting or napping...NOT watching. And yet....and yet, there it is....information...terms....words.....rules.....
I present for your disgust and dismay the following: stadium, bleachers, dug outs, diamond, bases, home plate, pitchers mound, pitchers, batters, back catchers, umpires, in and out fielders, coaches, batting cage, curve balls, bunts, home runs, errors, balks, fan interference...the list goes on. I'll bore you no further.
Why is my brain clogged up with this stuff? At my age I need all my grey cells just to remember my way home from the grocery store. I hate this. Get it out of my head.